Poem about ants

The grass blew in the breeze

I blew some ants away when I sneezed

They flew down the hill

They rolled for a while and then lay still

Sitting here was very nice

Like sticking someone's head

In a bucket of ice

No more ants came by me

It made me sad

And very lonely

The magical piece of toast who ruled the universse, but then was eaten by a turtle who was eaten again by the another piece of toast who was eaten by one last turtle who was stomped by an elephant who could fly into sunsets and rainbows.

One magical day, a piece of toast was flying on his magic carpet, when he spotted a turtle trying to eat a different turtle. The first turtle was huge, and the other turtle had no shell, and was at least 10 times taller. The piece of toast was ruler of the universe, and decided that he would punish this fat turtle for eating another much smaller and much more innocent turtle. The piece of toast took off his Rolex, and backslapped the larger turtle. The turtle snatched the ruler of the universe, and ate him in one bite. The ruler of the ruler of the universe was another piece of toast that got angry for the fat turtle's greed. This piece of toast was much smarter, and decided to use strategy to beat the turtle. He flew in on TWO magic carpets, and slapped the turtle to death. The ruler of the ruler of the ruler of the ruler of the ruler of the ruler of the universe was  female turtle named Fran Stalinovstovichdavidovitschky.  She got angry at the ruler of the ruler of the universe for killing her fellow tortoise, and decided to eat him with her toast powers. She swooped down for the kill, slicing the piece of toast to shreds. She took the piece of toast back to her magical kingdom, and burned it to death. Fran  was victorious, but not for long. A giant flying elephant with a hot pink vest and a Joseph A Bank tie and suit came out of nowhere and smashed the turtle. The elephant was now the ruler of all universes, and happily flew out into the sunset and over the rainbow.